Tuesday, March 06, 2007

My Fine is.......

Join the fun. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. No one will know what you are confessing to, so be honest. My fine was $300 out of 1170 (I am such a goody two shoes). What is yours??


smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

8 comments:

mist1 said...

I'd like to exercise my right to remain silent. Or my right to sell my good kidney to pay my fine.

Slick said...

Put it this way, I'd probably have to use one whole check to pay my fine....ouch

Does that mean I'm bad??

Linlee said...

Not too bad, just a little over $400...lol

used*to*be*me* said...

I got this in an email and my fine was $365. I thought I was such a bad girl. Then my sisters, niece, best friend all got in the $600! I was like GAH I'm a a liteweight!

weatherchazer said...

420.00- unless you get charged for multiple offenses of the same thing, then I'm screwed.

Jen said...

$485....not good, not bad, just bad girl when I was younger, but come to think of it...most of it has been with my husband (i.e. oral sex moving car!). So I guess I am only bad with my husband. (I counted sex with your best friend as in my husband is my best friend).

Slick said...

Helloooooo?

Jaelithe said...

$330.

I guess that means I'm $30 badder than you ;)